Saturday, September 23, 2017

Introduction to 7th Sea Legendary

Oh, sure, you could play Marvel Legendary, with your eight different types of Spiderman, or one of those Legendary homebrews, with your Darth Vaders and your Optimus Whatevers, but why would you, given the long and fascinating story of Achrist Sosano, Susannah Grenville, Kagin Rottstreet, and Friends?

I mean, we all remember the time that the Pirate King Cutter Lowe shot Captain Grenville in the face to see if she was worthy to carry his child -- and the Captain spit out the bullet and told him to go f$&* himself. Or when Achrist Sosano blew up that church full of members of the Inquisition in order to avenge his family. Or when Kagin ... stabbed a bunch of people.

7th Sea Legendary is based on a game you've never played, but don't worry -- that doesn't mean it won't be as entertaining as punching your co-captain in the face because he proposed marriage to one of your archenemies.

It comes with: 18 heroes, 9 Henchman Groups, 10 Villain Groups, and 8 Masterminds, many of them played by special guest stars including:
 David Hasselhoff, Michael Cera, That Girl Who Played Newt In Aliens, Kramer, Chris Pine, Ian McKellen, Donald Trump, Nelson and Friends From The Simpsons, That Guy From Black Sails That Got His Leg Chopped Off, Steve Martin, Ryan Stiles, Marty Feldman's Eyes, Viggo Mortensen, Miss Piggy, Chuck Norris, and MORE.

Plus, it has 13 exciting schemes, like "Break the Fae out of Prison", "Corrupt the Portals", "Fancy Dinner Party," "Torment Susannah With Secret Correspondence," and "Everyone's A Jerk."

Furthermore, the game has gone through extensive playtesting, and even some balancing, when we felt like it. Try it out, lubber!